why did you call to tell me you emailed me? meme

'Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'.'What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'.'How does dry skin affect you at work?' 'You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.'.Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.' 'I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.'If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'.'How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'.'What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'.'What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'.'Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.'Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'.'My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.Get ready for the eye rolls, because we're coming in hot. So, in honor of joke-telling dads everywhere, we present the best of the best corny dad jokes and puns, whether you need a few new one-liners to add to your own repertoire, are craving a good chuckle, or are looking for a good Father’s Day caption or dad quote to honor your hilarious pops. (Deny it if you must, person who just Googled “funny dad jokes.”)

(Is your grandmother funny? That’s usually the biggest tell.)Įven though dad jokes might make us groan, we secretly love these fatherly zingers that are so bad they’re good, and maybe even brilliant. Before he knows it, he’s dropping pun-laden one-liners left and right just like his dad did, and his dad’s dad did, and he may even inherit some mom jokes too. What makes a joke a dad joke? Well, when a dad becomes a dad, his sense of humor becomes ap parent too.

Why did you call to tell me you emailed me? meme